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[tindez]

ah yes, the three genders

[primelinchen-deactivated2023030]

[a screenshot of some website. They're asking for your gender and the answer options are "Male" "female" and "I have no plans to purchase a new vehicle"]

so I showed this to Ma (and translated it) and then I told her Mama mein Geschlecht ist ich möchte kein Auto kaufen and this is the closest I've been to coming out to her as genderqueer and now we're laughing together in the kitchen so yeah thank you for posting this

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ah yes, the three genders

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[kulturado]

The Story: Jack White Pays Tribute to Eddie Van Halen on ‘Saturday Night Live' 

The Writer: Anna Chan

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[leahberman]

sugar

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[deadpresidents]

From the New York Times. No, seriously…from the New York Times.

I’d suggest that Biden’s response would have to be the Willy Wonka collapse/somersault but the Trump Era is so insane that SNL made that joke already for the craziness of LAST ELECTION.

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[astraldepths]

this just in: the fly has been the real VP this entire time! he’s just controlling Pence like Remy in Pixar’s Ratatouille (2007)

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a possible scotus effect?

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it’s his own fault for getting tested. if he weren’t tested he wouldn’t have a positive COVID result.

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[petrosapian]

Everyone getting their hopes up y’all forgot what happened when Boris Johnson tested positive

[tindez]

plus if he dies MAGAts & Q will claim he was assassinated. no clean outcomes here.

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zealouseagleface asked:

Can't get to you today but how often do you have several hundred pounds of rejects from giant eagle?

I don’t deliver to Pittsburgh often, but maybe ~6-9mos there’s some chaos.

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PITTSBURGH PENNSYLVANIA!!

3120lbs of rejected freight… there’s nothing wrong with them, they’re just excess that Giant Eagle didn’t want. Take some, take all, just take them asap. I need them gone before 10am Sept 16! I’m at Smithon truck stop (citgo) I-70x49

FINAL UPDATE

All 3120lbs have been handled. To boot, I made my next pickup appointment 25min early, so it was done timely! Thank you for your assistance spreading the word so not one potato hit the dumpster 🥔💕

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hey y'all I know it’s been a bit so just posting a quick update to say I’m alive 🚛😷👍 busy working or busy finding work or busy keeping up info or busy keeping up with people or busy sleeping. not officially closing my tumblr or anything; just not sure when I’ll be active again, so don’t worry about me in the meantime

stay safe 💕